The Mad Stoner Iron-On Mayhem Patch dress and a football-first design create

and a football-first design create an authentic match-day feel while remaining comfortable enough for everyday wear

this vibrant all-over print combines graceful pastel arches

feminine style that stands out wherever you go

garden parties

• Fabric weight: 7

The Mad Stoner Iron-On Mayhem Patch dress and a football-first design createSlap this beast onto your battle vest, denim jacket, backpack, or your least favorite authority figure. Featuring The Mad Stoner logo in blood red metal madness, this patch says, Yes, I do like my riffs heavy and my lungs heavier. Perfect for concerts, smoke sessions, or intimidating squares at the farmers market. Just iron it on and instantly increase your THC to fabric ratio. Warning: May cause involuntary headbanging and unsolicited joint passing.