Life is better with a little smoke and a lot of humor Puff, laugh, repeat Smoking is optional, punning is essential A day without a pun is a day wasted Laughter: the best smoke-free habit Smoke clears, humor remains Cigarettes burn, jokes last Keep calm and puff on (metaphorically) Smoky mornings, witty evenings Ashes fade, puns persist Humor: the lighter of life Smoky skies, bright laughs One puff, endless smiles Dragging lifes stress away Cloudy thoughts, sunny humor Smoking Puns for Tourists and Travelers Travelers, pack these punstheyre lighter than luggage and more fun than souvenirs
Do try and you will love them too
Black Jacks (Self-Defense Weapons) Carry On Bags: No Checked Bags: Yes Blankets Carry On Bags: Yes Checked Bags: Yes Blasting Caps Carry On Bags: No Checked Bags: No Blender Carry On Bags: Yes (Special Instructions) Checked Bags: Yes Blenders are allowed in carry-on bags if the blade has been removed
One of the "problems" with these trading cards is that it was a lot easier for parents to flip through cards to find something that offended them rather than flipping through a comic book (quotes because I'm not saying that their concerns weren't legitimate here) and so very often, stuff would be brought to Marvel's attention directly because of a trading card
But Id be scrolling through Instagram, seeing friends with their boyfriends or housemates, and thinking: I wish I had someone