| In the early 1980s, I was a gay man living in West Hollywood, California, and the AIDS crisis was barely on the horizon
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I told them, You know about the smoking controversy. Oh, yes, weve made a very profound study. And I found out that not one had read the Surgeon Generals report
This is the man who invented the riff to (I Cant Get No) Satisfaction in his sleep and yet has known satisfactions beyond the imaginings of Giacomo Casanova
If thats the case, the batteries probably wont last long